Book

Inspired by that line from The Mummy / The Mummy Returns: "No harm ever came from reading a book..."

"Records from the Song Dynasty talk of how people would cut off part of their own body to feed a revered elder. Often a daughter-in-law would cut flesh from her leg or thigh to make soup to feed a sick mother-in-law..." - Culled from Hungry Ghosts: Mao's Secret Famine

Curds and whey? You mean COTTAGE CHEESE? Gross.

Hey there, Lil Red Riding Hood...
You sure are lookin' good!
You're everything that a Big Bad Wolf could want... AWOOOOO!

Grape Flavor Aid, anyone?

Spending some time alone.