Because you braise tough cuts of meat. Like mutton. Or grandpa.
Eating
Octopi on a Stick
See? He has an octopus on a stick and there's also an OCTOPUS ON THE STICK!!! Hey hey! *rim shot*
New Recipe
"Records from the Song Dynasty talk of how people would cut off part of their own body to feed a revered elder. Often a daughter-in-law would cut flesh from her leg or thigh to make soup to feed a sick mother-in-law..." - Culled from Hungry Ghosts: Mao's Secret Famine
Cherry Trick
They say if you can tie a cherry stem in a knot with your tongue it means you're a good kisser. I'm not sure what THIS means, but I think this guy's in trouble.
